10 things i hate about the lame diaries

1. Welcome to the show where vampires are so sweet, so humble and so kind that you wish you could reward them with a citizen’s award. They not only drink animal blood but also from packets so that real people wouldn’t have to be killed.

2. They are rich without jobs. They have iphones, blackberry’s and the latest designer wear and you wonder why you’re not a vampire.

3. They have killed and sucked the life out of countless citizens yet the cops never seem to find them. There is no FBI or CIA in the show to actually solve the mystery.

4. There are high school kids who are never seen in school except for parties and farewells, infact that’s the only time when the school building is ever used

5. These kids have nothing to do except to find where werewolves are and who is the mean/vampire. They never have to study or even open a book.

6. Teachers are just as cool as these students and help them out. They have access to libraries and books that apparently have the history of vampires, Not only that but spells and deep secrets too.

7. People die, disappear and vanish into thin air yet no one seems to notice. As long as there’s a party and free booze, WHO CARES!

8. The blood bank is open to all. Anyone can just come in, take as many packets and store them at home. Again, no one notices this absence.

9. Witches can do almost anything. From resurrection to destruction, these witches have a spell for everything.

10. The show has a high rating!